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Sir Douglas Ten-Benson's Tobacconist Corner

First they rediscovered the wonders of honey and of vinegar. Age-old remedies with so many beneficial properties still valid, to aid the ills of modern living. Science, it appeared had upheld the value of traditional cures for all! Here tobacco magnate, the billionaire Sir Douglas Ten-Benson tries to do the same, but with pipe tobacco. Now don’t let all those scare stories of cancer, heart disease or strokes put you off. ‘Smoking’ claims Sir Douglas, ‘is actually very, very good for you.’ We have to admit that science isn’t really on our side on this one, in fact it’s pretty angry, smarting, and dead against us. That said, here Sir Douglas attempts to resolve and cure any of our reader’s lifestyle issues using 'nature’s vitamin* packed wonderstuff', that joy that is tobacco! Tobacco can cure many of today's lifestyle stresses and problems. Below Sir Douglas gives his poorly disguised highly biased tobacco advice to those in pain and those in need.

“If you don’t smoke a pipe, you’re just existing, not living!”
Sir Douglas Ten-Benson, 5 mins ago.

Sir Douglas recently took a cab ride in London, UK, and his talkative driver filled him in on the most pressing problems of today’s society. Below Sir Doug details how to overcome each ‘Everest problem’ simply by buying a tobacco pipe and smoking the right type of pipe tobacco through it each day.

“If tobacco truly is a religion, like I believe it is, then the pipe is our church!”
Sir Douglas Ten-Benson, just then

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