Heir to the British throne Prince Charles has set a new world record that son Harry will be particularly impressed with. For big eared country loving Chas has set a new record for downing 5 consecutive pints of real ale in the quickest time, with the future King emptying the glasses in just 58seconds! 

British intelligence sources claim Al-Qaeda is planning another attack on the United Kingdom.  Sources state the terrorists plan to “encapsulate Norwich inside a giant pastry crust and drown the city in ‘evil gravy’”
 

Last night, authorities in Toronto, Canada, wept openly as they were caught up amidst a highly professional and petty ransacking of a Cheese Factory on the outskirts of the city. 200 tones of Canadian Cheddar and Oka cheeses were taken.

The bubbling feud between Chelsea billionaire owner Roman Abramovich and manager Jose Mourinho is about to reach boiling point.  It’s been bubbling for a while and now it just might boil over as we discover the Chelsea secret that is destroying the club from within

Recent reports from Baghdad are claiming that recently hanged former dictator and thoroughly bad chap Saddam Hussein is back from the dead and walking the streets. Numerous eye witness reports have confirmed that a man inexplicably matching Saddam’s identity is back on the streets of Baghdad

Is the real Prince Harry dossing at home getting fat whilst a NASA built cyborg trains for combat? One of Prince Harry’s former classmates, Boris Beenleigh claims former rascal turned honourable soldier is in fact still dossing at Highgrove House whilst British Army officer Cornet Wales is in fact a cyborg built by NASA.