The civil war that is besieging Iraq has grown even more dangerous with differing reports over the sighting of Saddam Hussein.   Saddam, the former Iraqi dictator and overall bad egg was executed on December 30th 2006.  In the weeks since his death, sightings of the former leader have been reported.

Has the Blair Government used it's greatest minds to create a time machine similar to the Tardis to go back in time? Have they then used this ability to increase the deployment of troops in Iraq by taking soldiers from World War One through a wormhole? That's the claim of a former Army General. 

The Cheese Bandits, who had recently just escaped Canadian authorities capture by quite literally the skin of their feet made another courageous cheese heist today in Tennessee, USA.  Local authorities believe they have one of them in custody

A government employed experimental geneticist has broken cover and blown the whistle on an attempted state cover up of the creation of a new ‘super’ species of otter. The New Otter Species (NOS) has been described by terrified scientists as ‘Humanities equal, if not their new master.’ 

Local Baghdad residents claim Saddam Hussein is back from the grave and preaching on the streets.  Former Baath party loyalists are claiming their hero has come back from death. One Baath loyalist claims Saddam is “the new prophet, the returning blessing to free us”

Stuart Pearce's career as Manchester City manager is further in jeopardy.  Rumours circulate that Spielberg's Dreamworks company might be on the verge of buying out controlling shares in the club. Tom Hanks already lined up to be new manager.

Multi, mega, massive billion pound pay-day “A Coming!” 

Directors at Europe’s biggest Cheese manufacturer Cheese Galactic, a British/Chad company, have decided it is to sell up and leave the cheese market completely in order to capitalise on the expected lucrative new virtual cheese.com.org. boom in demand for hi tech byte produced cheese products.