Backing the original claims by former classmate Boris Beenleigh, another mole, formerly close to the Prince claims that the reason Prince Harry is not going to Iraq is due to malfunction in his cyborg doppelganger, and that the real Prince hasn’t left Highgrove in 18 months.

Resigning PM Tony Blair, under fire yet again in the house of commons retorted to a Tory backbencher's derision with a Floydian slip.  Tony, regressing possibly to a happier, less stressful youth of prog rock and casual sex directly quoted one of the many "spoken parts" from Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon.

"One small step on a ladder for a window cleaner, one giant leap for mankind." With those words,  Gary Leafield, a former window cleaner entered history and proved all the astrominical experts wrong in becoming the first human to climb into outer space using naught but a very long ladder.

Whilst the Virginia Tech shooter and overall messed up loser Cho Seung-Hui grabbed all the headlines last month. Another college shooting went unreported.  In chilling similarity to the Virginia Tech shooting, crazed West Virginian student goes postal killing no-one including himself!

The Cheese Bandits have been pilfering cheese shops and factories for 14 years. DI Double-Gloucester has been on their trail ever since their very first heist. Recently it was claimed by bystanders that one of the trio had been caught during a botched raid. This was denied, however in their latest heist reports claim only two thieves. 

Shay Given, the Irish goalkeeper for Newcastle United has become the first player to receive a special FIFA grant to move into and live in his own goal.  He's made it fully furnished and he sleeps there. However not everyone in the Premier League and FIFA is happy about the keeper's dream home.

Michael Hubbardston, a fired NASA worker releases the first photo of proof of life on mars. Hubbardston claims the leak is payback for the unlawful termination of his contract and his quest for the truth to be told. “They’ve had this photo since November 2005, undeniable proof, it’s a huge cover up”