The Cheese Times brings you another exclusive from the world of science. New discoveries set to revolutionise continental geography claim the world's landmasses not only shift but speak to each other. Our newly appointed chief science correspondent, Millie Caephilly, reports.

The local Devon police released a statement claiming a total of eight people have been attacked by wolves, of which one was killed, in the past week upon Dartmoor and Exmoor. The police plead for pubic calm and encourage a voluntary curfew after nightfall.

Police have discovered something and they won't tell anybody what it is. UK Cheese Times reporter Dave Cheddar has had to rely on reports sent from civil servants and members of the public to shed light on unprecedented events occurring in Sodding Chipbury, in Double-Gloucestershire. In the UK.

Development of Pseudocheese product, a new dairy-free, fat-free cheese has been halted after 6 volunteers fell dangerously ill during clinical trials. The Pseudocheese product was being tested at their in house labs in Hamwich. The failed trail is another setback in the quest to develop a cheese tolerated by every form of allergy.

England’s southern coastal towns are being besieged by large lizards. Bizarrely it appears the reptiles are coming in from the English Channel and searching for holy ground to lay their eggs. Biologists claim their behavior is not-typical and are alarmed by the events.

A very queer turn of events almost interrupted this year’s annual cheese rolling festival on Cooper’s Hill. The traditional get together, where all the contestants can enjoy a nice bit of cheese in a locally made bun was almost thwarted, when it was discovered the buns had been pinched.

Randolph Hardcheese Investigates the latest scientific theory that's causing outrage within the scientific community. Professor Schabzieger of the University of Zurich claims the big bang theorists will be literally blown away when he releases his latest book "Intelligent Control - How our universe is manipulated by pulleys and ropes"