Four billion dollars worth of espionage and specially directed CIA Osama funds were used before, apparently one facebook avid worker at Homeland Security recognized Osama Bin Laden's Facebook profile; it gave the US government his name, address and favourite tv show info - not surprisingly, the ever popular Fox production House M.D.

Bin Laden's whereabouts were known months before the final strike. The Cheese Times can prove that his worldwide coordinates were known via facebook, and at least three attempts on his life using poisoned cheese were intercepted by his pet mice nicknamed "the infidels".

The TV networks and comedy shows have been using the found "beard colouring materials" for fodder on Osama Bin Laden's big appearance change back in 2007. The Cheese Times were on this story back 2007. We even advertised the Just for Men Al-Qaeda jet black beard product.

Surrey born farmer wins the right to marry one of his fields. Dennis Curworthy, 48, has been battling the past four years the local and national marriage laws that prohibited any such nuptials. However this week, he finally got his wish, and his field of dreams. Though most law experts claim this will not set a precedent.

Bristol and Bath's Annual Cheese and Ale Festival was interrupted when a Kent native, a man called Kent Native got a "little carried away" by eating a whole truckle of Quintuplet Gloucester and drinking an entire bottle of 80% proof 'Old Hag Ale'. Read how festivities turned to horror...

New light has been shone on the desperate final months of President George W Bush's war on terror. The Obama leadership reveals details of an astonishing report made by the former administration in the weeks before leaving the White House that links Al Q'aeda to the extinction of the dinosaurs.

Since last week's CT report, the numbers of police personnel in and around a warehouse in the English countryside has increased by the thousands, and now include officers from foreign police forces. The British government is monitoring the situation with an uneasy tension, fine port and blue Stilton.