Bernard Bradshaw was already known to some in local football circles in Yorkshire when his parents moved to Spain. Many thought that would be the last they'd see of him. They were wrong. His football adventures continued and he was soon given an apprenticeship with Real Madrid.  This was not just any old Real Madrid squad, this was THE squad. 

Pint sized Terry was born in Swansea, Wales, but was raised in Cork, Rep of Ireland.  He played professional football for Cork City, Swansea City and West Ham United as a left wing genius.  He also collected 42 caps for Wales. Despite his heavy Irish accent, his passion is for all things Welsh, and he is affectionately known as 'The Welsh Wizard'.

Ian Rawlings (born 9 March 1959 in Whyalla, South Australia, Australia) is an Australian actor. He is most famous for two long-running roles in Australian soap operas. He started out playing the role of the spiteful and scheming Wayne Hamilton in Sons and Daughters. An original cast member of the show, he continued in the role for the show's entire 1981-1987 run. He subsequently played the key role of Philip Martin in Neighbours from 1992 to 1999 (and briefly reprised this role in episodes commemorating the programme's 20th anniversary). 

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Sir Douglas Ten Benson was born in 1900 and is Britain's second biggest tobacco magnate, with a personal wealth of £6.8Billion. He is a proud pipe smoker, and at 107 years old, he is very much set in his ways.  He was jailed for life, and served 12 years, when he was  convicted of killing a man with a musket in a duel with a love rival in 1963.  The dead man's son, the rival tobacco billionaire Lance Bombardier Maurice Twenty-Rothman, is his nemesis with whom he battles every waking hour of every single day.