What are the chances that another Paris Hilton sex tape and another Osama Bin Laden tape surface? Pretty high right? What are the chances they surface together? I guess reasonably high right? How about the chances of them surfacing in the all together together? What??? Yep, The Cheese Times exclusively reveals the new Paris Hilton and Osama Bin Laden sex tape. It will blow your mind!
The media fallout from this is unbelievable.
President Bush was the first to speak out against the release, stating he thought the timing was “annoying, its perfect timing for the evil doers to try and bring about badness of distraction from the good work of the Iraqi elections, freedom is on the march in Iraq, and this is how the the world’s most wanted person and her new lover Bin Laden decide to retalitate, its unchristian, unhumanitarian, unnaturtarian.”
Paris Hilton has tried to play down the tape, apparently she didn’t know who the person in question was, “he was just some guy I met at a Monte Carlo Casino, I never knew he was that guy.”
When asked if she didn’t recognize him from photos in the newspapers, she claimed she’d never read a newspaper before, or watched any news programmes on television. No surprise there, the surprise is though, how did Osama manage to get into Monte Carlo have sex with a high profile media whore, and get back to god knows where and not be caught?
He also apparently cleaned up at poker, dined at famous Monaco restaurants and played around in the harbour in one of a chartered powerboat. The CIA are currently doing voice recognition tests and moan recognition tests to determine if the man really is the leader of Al-Quaida.
The whole incident has left lots of egg on the faces of the CIA and the Bush Administration, and lots of Middle-Eastern cum on the face of the Hotel mogul’s daughters face.
I would say it leaves a bad taste in the mouth, but Paris has already exclaimed such a point.
