This week saw the opening of the Bristol and Bath annual Cheese and Ale festival. A world renowned festival that sees the launch of some of the most innovative cheeses and of course unique ales on offer upon this fair planet of ours.

The highlight of the shindig was when Kent from Kent, England was seen to eat a whole truckle of quintuplet Gloucester and drink an entire bottle of the 80% proof ‘Old Hag’ Ale. He was later taken to the Bath royal infirmary where he was pronounced dead on arrival. Following a plea from his family for a second opinion his condition was upgraded to quite hung over. When asked to comment on this feat Kent was violently sick on our reporter.

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