Since last week's CT report, the numbers of police personnel in and around a warehouse in the English countryside has increased by the thousands, and now include officers from foreign police forces. The British government is monitoring the situation with an uneasy tension, fine port and blue Stilton.
Since we last reported last week, witnesses have seen a huge development of police personnel and vehicles entering the restricted zone, which we now believe to have been widened to over 50 square miles of English countryside.
The personnel appear not to just include officers from around the country, but also from foreign police departments.
Officers within shouting distance on the scene refuse to discuss anything about their presence there. One, who appeared to be a French Gendarme, is quoted as saying:
“Mind your own boozness. If you are still here in the moaning, I’ll shit you with my goon.”
At time of going to press, all known police personnel in Britain are thought to have reached the site. Prime Minister Gordon Blimey O'Reilly (formly Gordon Brown) has issued the following statement:
“We are monitoring the policeless situation. At present we feel the best course of action is to wait and see if they get bored and return to work.”
“I will remind you that while there are no police, the CCTV operators have remained so I am confident the crime rate will be unaffected.”
“The army are watching through binoculars but I’m unwilling to deploy them at present as the Police within the annexed land already number more than 200,000. And there are reports of police dogs being launched at outsiders from a crudely fashioned Trebuchet."
The multi-national police posse have been engaged in evacuating civilians living within the exclusion zone, in what local county authorities are calling "non-constabulary cleansing" and are requesting assistance from the British government and European Union.
At time of going to press, reports received in the CT command module estimate that at least 100% world police personnel have gone on annual leave and all are booked on flights to the UK.
In the absence of a world police force, 85% of world governments have been over-thrown by a politically organized proletariat who have achieved true global unity through a single secular institution demanding a coherent manifesto of hard work, honesty and respect.
