The Cheese Times has received secret documents leaked to us by our sneaky little mole in the White House. They show that global warming is indeed a human made phenomenon, but not the side effect of the industrial revolution, more a well thought out pre planned manoeuvre by the US government.
Its been policy for years and in fact even the White House itself has its own mass producing power plant, that produces 4 million times more power than the White House would ever need. The rest is just disregarded as waste.
JFK started the scheme in 1961 as a measure against communism. Documents show that he green lighted “Every single method of emitting carbon into our atmosphere” adding “We will go to the moon.” And the US did! The Apollo moon landings were really a smokescreen for the US using a special lunar laser to blast a hole in the ozone layer. Every succeeding government regime has adopted and continued the idiotic programme, for reasons unknown. No wonder they refused to sign the Kyoto agreement! Anyway, when the planet’s totally fucked, blame the Americans.
