The TV networks and comedy shows have been using the found "beard colouring materials" for fodder on Osama Bin Laden's big appearance change back in 2007. The Cheese Times were on this story back 2007. We even advertised the Just for Men Al-Qaeda jet black beard product.

 CT Advertisement from 2007

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