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Bin Laden's pet mouse saved his life for months before the final strike |
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Written by Brian McCheddar
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Friday, 13 May 2011 |
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Bin Laden's whereabouts were known months before the final strike. The Cheese Times can prove that his worldwide coordinates were known via facebook, and at least three attempts on his life using poisoned cheese were intercepted by his pet mice nicknamed "the infidels".
Osama Bin Laden had lived many years of his life in the West. He was once a CIA operative for the US Government. During his time in the West he had developed an obvious love for cheese. This love for cheese was developed during his time in Afghanistan. He eventually fell in love with Kadchgall. Kadchgall is a hard cheese from Afghanistan that is made from sheep's milk, but sometimes also from camel's milk clotted with yoghurt. Osama preferred the latter, his love of the cheese was well known amongst his comrades. Obviously this intelligence was used by the CIA in attempt known as Operation: Poisoned Cheese. The CIA sent cheeses to Bin Laden's house, pretending to be from Osama's fellow operatives. The plans always failed. It was only after the final infiltration mission that they discovered the reason why the previous operations failed.
Amongst the evidence you've heard about, erectile dysfunction medicine, beard colouring dyes, there was also evidence of mouse care. The US government refused to comment on the health of the mice.
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