Backing the original claims by former classmate Boris Beenleigh, another mole, formerly close to the Prince claims that the reason Prince Harry is not going to Iraq is due to malfunction in his cyborg doppelganger, and that the real Prince hasn’t left Highgrove in 18 months.

Head of the British Army General Sir Richard Dannatt declared Prince Harry was no longer going to Iraq due to specific threats that would put his and his squadron’s safety in greater danger.  However was he ever intending to go?  Critics including former classmate Boris Beenleigh previously claimed a cyborg, created by British Aerospace was really going to Iraq, whilst the real Harry gorged himself on brandy and pies safe in old Blighty.

This week’s news that Harry would no longer be going to Iraq follows a leaked report that a number of soldiers were seriously injured during training exercises.  Training that apparently involved his squadron in the Household Cavalry.  The British Army and the Government are keeping quiet. Yet, inside sources who wish to be unnamed and on occasionally spanked by our in-house whore, tell us “It’s another cover up -- the cyborg Harry malfunctioned during a practice exercise, it was goose stepping, mooning and generally performing unruly non-regimented tom foolery which culminated in the cyborg Harry open firing on his eleven man troop.” Our mole continued “the cyborg was to be dishonourably discharged from the army, but the Royals worked out a way for it to be given menial desk duties until everything blew over.”

Harry whistleblower Boris Beenleigh told us, he had heard from a friend of Harry’s that “….the cyborg would be kept, and that British Aerospace is working on fixing the problem. Eventually, Beenleigh claims, "the Royals hope to use the cyborg to continue working in the Royal Army for another year before then using it to perform charity work and general fundraising while the real Harry stays at home smoking a pipe, drinking brandy and playing on his XBOX360.”

The Royal Family did not make any official statements regarding the cyborg claims, yet a spokesman did insist that Prince Harry was a member of the Army and had no intention to quit.  The Royal Army told us General Sir Richard Dannatt had made the decision to not send Harry to the front lines in Iraq in response to intelligence threats  that “…not only (put) him but those around him to a degree of risk that I now deem unacceptable."
They, as well as the Royals refused once again to comment on the claims of a cyborg cloned Prince Harry.

Prince Harry; British solider or fat slob?

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