I'm sure you already know this, but  actually , we only use about 10% of our brains. The rest is left subdued and wasted, occasionally coming into your consciousness when asleep and dreaming or during fart jokes.  That dream you had last week about playing backgammon with a flamingo was from deep down in that 90% dormant brain matter.  There are only a few people who have managed to harness anything more than that 10%. One of those people was Albert Einstein: The famous Pipe smoker, nazi flee-er and boffin.  How did he do it?  Well you don’t need maths here; he did it through pipe smoking.  Albert Einstein, one of the greatest minds the world has even known, owes it all to pipe smoking. More directly, smoking a rough shag of bergamot and lavender tobacco in a Real Briar My Pal pipe. Next time you have a big test coming up, (or maybe you want to watch “Who Wants to be Millionaire?” and impress that woman you're interested in shagging by answering all the questions right.,) remember: Simply begin the evening with a fine bergamot and lavender tobacco pipe, preferably smoked in the old ivory issue My Pal.  You will pass with flying colours/get in her knickers, no probs.

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