Don't you hate hiccups? You simply have a temporary spazzing out diaphragm. You've tried being shocked, you've tried holding your breath, but have you tried holding your breath with an ounce of Gouda on your tongue? Try it whilst standing on your head next time the hiccups strike, and you'll cure your hiccup problem within seconds. Be sure not to accidentally swallow the cheese as choking is officially ranked more of a problem than the hiccups. If this cure doesn’t work, it is probably a sign that you are the son or daughter of Satan, if so, we’re sorry, but you’re on your own.

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