Everyone tells you there's no cure to the common cold. And to a degree they're right. Drug companies have created medicines that can control the cold, reduce the severity or speed up the healing process, but no one can cure it. Not even cheese. Not yet anyway. For cheese can severely speed up the recovery process and reduce the suffering almost completely. All you need is half a cup of boiling water mixed with brie to make a drink, add a dash of lemon juice, fiery chilies and oregano herbs, and knock it back. Repeat three times daily and your cold will be gone in a day or two. A leading pharmaceutical conglomerate has recently brought out a product to rival traditional lemon based cold and flu remedies called CheeseSip, that it claims is the top new defence against viruses, but your own homemade cheese drink will be just as effective. 

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