Athlete's Foot is actually a bacterial infection normally between the small toe and the adjoining toe. Athlete's foot is generally an outbreak of Streptococci bacteria. A little known fact is that Streptococci bacteria have had a lifelong nemesis-esque fight with Lactobacillus plantarum, one of the bacteria found in Stilton. This cure can be a lot of fun if you have a junior microscope. Cure your Athlete's Foot by smearing Stilton between your toes twice daily. Then simply sit back and watch your treated foot through your junior microscope as bacterial battlelines square up on your battlefield foot! Watch them fight to the death and celebrate the Lactobacillus plantarum victory with an ale and a good solid chunk of your friend Stilton!

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