Mild cases of amnesia can be cured with Wensleydale. Eat 40g of Wensleydale every day and you'll finally be able to remember where you left your car keys, all your passwords on the computer,  and those all important anniversaries. For severe amnesia, we would tell you our mystery cheese cure, but no doubt you’d only forget it as soon as you’ve read about it, so clearly it would just be a waste of our time. No time wasters please! 

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