The bitter kiss goodbye eh? Well, I’ve divorced 18 wives so I should know a thing or two about this. Never bothered me at all mind, the pipe’s the only true lady to me. Of course you feel wretched, the self esteem takes a dive, but one must always look to the future, and smoking apricot and honey milde pipe tobacco through a crack pipe, the crack optional, will soon see you bouncing back, no doubt with much aplomb. Time is a great healer, but it’s passing that time that’s the bugger eh? Well smoking is a wonderful PASStime, it passes the time a joy. What else are you going to do? Mope around? Bother your friends with your shit? Crikey, don’t be silly here, just smoke a pipe. Pipe smokers aren’t silly. Why not watch the sun set over a warehouse whilst smoking coconut and lambs liver flavoured ground pipe tobacco in a middle eastern type hooka, hubbly bubbly pipe, whilst listening to Chris De Burgh’s ‘Lady In Red’, it really is quite a moment, will take your mind of everything. It wipes the slate clean, after that you’ll find yourself moving onwards and upwards. Remember, always take your pipe everywhere, as you never know when you might bump into her again.  You never want to be caught out by the ex  without a pipe in hand, especially as it's no doubt certain that she'll be smoking one too!  You don't want to be caught pipeless in that tricky situation.  Also who knows, maybe you'll spark up a conversation, complementing each other on their choice of pipe and tobacco and things might just lead back to a hot and steamy post sex pipe of passion.  A reunion, or maybe not, maybe you're better off without her. Maybe it’s time to say ‘She’s a dog, and dogs are not man's best friend; his pipe is!’ Happy smoking and good luck!

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