Heir to the British throne Prince Charles has set a new world record that son Harry will be particularly impressed with. For big eared country loving Chas has set a new record for downing 5 consecutive pints of real ale in the quickest time, with the future King emptying the glasses in just 58seconds! 

The Prince claimed he hadn’t even being going for the record at all, and was simply thirsty and playing catch-up having joined his drinking buddies late. It just so happened that one of those drinking buddies was the late Norris McWhirter (who with brother Ross invented the Guinness Book Of Records) in ghost form. The ghost of Norris McWhirter confirmed it as a new world record before drunkenly vanishing into the night to haunt the men who assassinated his brother Ross in 1975. The action happened in a small pub in Hesket Newmarket in Cumbria, where the Prince often goes to binge drink.
An inebriated Charles later threw darts at gathered press persons whilst clowning around, before slinking off from his minders to grab a sneaky donna kebab with chips and lashings of chilli sauce. A Buckingham palace spokesperson declined to comment on the new record, saying only that “The Prince enjoyed his night on the lash.”

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