Charlie Herve has the reputation of submitting bizarre and odd stories. Such as “Monster Donkey Pirate Eats Admiral’s Fleet!” For whatever reason, our editors can't resist them. If we had to guess which one of our writers was smoking a cheesey bong, we'd have to guess Charlie.

Charlie Herve was hired by the Cheese Times even though he failed to attend his interview.  He was unable to get to the interview so instead sent a courier with a huge wheel of Stilton to take his place. The Stilton was passed around the office and Charlie was brought on board. As recognition of his induction, every story Charlie sends into the editors is accompanied with a block of Stilton. His Most Prolific Thief Escapes Justice Again story was a particular good vintage, and we're talking about the story and the Stilton.