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Now a senior news correspondent, Brian McCheddar is one of the longest serving Cheese Times correspondents. He joined the Cheese Times in it's first year, after being fired from the Guardian for "gross misconduct with cheese". At one of the Guardian's shindigs they had a cheese display. Brian was so incensed that the display failed to have a Stilton, he threw the whole display on the floor, then proceeded to brandish one block of Havarti as a weapon as he made his way to the door.
We were so impressed by his passion for good cheese and the fight for what's right that we signed him up immediately. He still to this day defends his actions with the Guardian's cheese display, adding "the only mistake i made was picking the Havarti as my protection, it's too soft of a cheese." Recently he has been accused of being corrupt regarding the recent employment to the Cheese Times ranks of his black sheep brother Mike. These accusations are strongly denied. Brian has been behind many of The Cheese Times' greatest news stories. Including UFC Sightings Continue and NASA Admit Venus Ant Experiment ‘A Total Failure’ |