Randolph Hardcheese is known for his hard hitting approach to journalism. He made his name as a speech writer and spin doctor for the Thatcher administration. In fact he helped write Margaret Thatcher’s victory speech after the Tories landslide 1983 election win. 

After Margaret Thatcher’s resignation in 1990 Randolph Hardcheese got scared and moved into journalism. He has ghost written many political autobiographies and has two dogs named Tom and Jerry. He has been ex UK Tory MP Norman Tebbit’s wrestling spar partner for the past 30years. He was the first to discover the real reason behind Pluto's banishment from planetary status with his CT Exclusive Pluto loses Planetary Membership Card