Is the real Prince Harry dossing at home getting fat whilst a NASA built cyborg trains for combat? One of Prince Harry’s former classmates, Boris Beenleigh claims former rascal turned honourable soldier is in fact still dossing at Highgrove House whilst British Army officer Cornet Wales is in fact a cyborg built by NASA. 

Beenleigh declares the Royals enlisted NASA to create a cyborg clone of the Prince and that it’s “this cyborg Harry that has joined the army, the real one still dosses at home smoking, drinking and eating all day” Beenleigh says “Harry has been smoking dope whilst gorging on fine port, scotch eggs and venison,” Beenleigh continued to claim that he’s become terribly overweight, “probably about 18 stone, all he does is play on his xbox 360 and gorge himself”

Prince Charles has refused to comment further, other than stating the remarks are “ludicrous,” and that Prince Harry is “enjoying doing his duty with the British Army” Meanwhile a Royal Family spokesperson delivered a written statement to a throng of press reporters outside Clarence House stating “The Royal Family would like to report that Prince Harry is currently training as a reconnaissance troop commander. He is then expected to deploy to Iraq in May of 2007 as part of the 1st Mechanised Brigade of the 3rd Mechanised Division. The Blues and Royals would form part of the force patrolling the governorate of Maysan on the Iran-Iraq border.  He is not at his father’s home and has not become obese”

He continued to state that the photo that Beenleigh released is not a photo of Harry but a clever lookalike.   A few Royal correspondents believe the man pictured might actually be Charles Coquetdale the winner of a Fat Prince Harry contest held on the Isle of Man in August 2006.

Prince Harry has not made a statement and either continues his duties in the British Army or is dossing at home eating copious quantities of game meats and scotch eggs. We’ll keep you posted.

THE TWO HARRYS
What do the two harry’s do? Click here for the lowdown based on Beenleigh’s Claims of Harry’s double life along with other “off the record” royal employee observations

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