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 The Cheese Times have discovered secret behind the scenes maneuvering by other celestial bodies contributing to Pluto being booted out of the Solar System’s Planetary Union. It is claimed that Neptune was behind a coup to displace Pluto’s position as the ninth planet.
After years of wrangling and debate, last week Pluto was finally stripped of it’s planetary status. Much media coverage has been given to this story, and many scientists have put forth their claims for re-labeling Pluto a “dwarf planet”. However the Cheese Times have discovered secret behind the scenes maneuvering by other celestial bodies contributing to Pluto being booted out of the Solar System’s Planetary Union. It is claimed that Neptune was behind a coup to displace Pluto’s position as the ninth planet. It’s long been known of the dislike between Neptune and Pluto. Pluto has been charged with bringing the solar system into disrepute on many occasions as its orbit on occasion finds it eclipsing Neptune as the eighth planet. Pluto's orbit is very unusual in comparison to the planets in the solar system. The planet's orbit the Sun close to an imaginary flat plane called “the plane of the ecliptic”, and have nearly circular orbits. In contrast, Pluto's orbit is highly inclined above the ecliptic (up to 17° above it) and very eccentric (non-circular). In 2004 a planetary union resolution was passed that Pluto must refrain from orbiting in such an inclined manner, with a 14° limit. Once Pluto inclination exceeded 14°, it’s expulsion from the Planetary Union was inevitable. Why it’s so good to the planet Planets receive huge subsidies from the Milky Way Council They are given huge gravitational grants, that enable them to entice other celestial matter to become satellites. It is also believed that recent stellar system matter abuse on the part of Pluto contributed to the Union’s final decision. It seemed Pluto’s erratic ways caused concern for many, even Pluto’s moon Charon had been fighting to declare independence from Pluto due to its close proximity of total mass to its “drug crazed former master.” It was inevitable that the union had to make a decision, and it eventually forced the bad boy of the solar system to give up its planetary status. Pluto now joins a growing group of three dwarf planets. All of which are in the process of taking their cases to be heard at the Milky Way Galaxian Court. Ceres, Pluto and 2003 UB313 all make the case that they are being discriminated against due to their size, and are demanding to be inducted into the planetary union immediately. |
